Groovy Pointer Fuck Shit Talkers

Nick the Human. Capricorn. 18. New York
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  • cumillionaire:

    If my jokes offend you:

    1. I’m sorry
    2. It won’t happen again
    3. 1 & 2 are lies 
    4. You’re a pussy

    + 560514

    walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK
    alegbra:

well at least he tried
    forcefields:

squirtle squad ride or die
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    sneaky-smokedout:


because easter

    guy:

    sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

    + 199802

    twerkingdead:

    *looks in a mirror* you again

    + 368240

    generalbooty:

    yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

    + 35190

    powerofvoodoo:

fandomsarebetterthanpeople:


#hey kids #u wanna buy some drugs

#the eyebrow raise makes it so much more creepy

THE MORE YOU WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT GETS

    tatehorror:

    compliments from the babe <3

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